I want this out there loud and proud, an ahkgang.com exclusive.  I, Chickenhead am calling it:  when the bug powder dust settles (whatever hasn't been BANNED by the green cultists), we are going to find out that the bedbug plague spreading across north America ORIGINATED IN CHINA.   China is a shithole that has sent lead-covered toys, poisoned milk, kerosene-filled baubles and BPA-contaminated EVERYTHING to this contintent at WHOLESALE PRICES.  They've been dumping their garbage here for a decade, which strangely enough matches the 10-year rise of the bedbug infestation.  I want this in Google, and I want the AHKGANG to be the ones making this call:  CHINA IS THE SOURCE OF THE BEDBUGS. 

You know what I'm sick of?  I'm fucking sick of god damned vampire stories.  It was bad enough when Anne Fucking Rice put her stupid "sexy" vampires out there for the world to devour.  Right, like Tom "I'm A Fucking Queer" Cruise makes for a good vampire story.  But it just won't STOP.  The genre is fucking dead and what happens?  Some GOD DAMNED MORMON SHITHEAD named Stephanie Meyer comes along, shits out a stupid god damned teenie-bopper round-headed Mormon-themed "vampire" story and suddenly the world turns upside down in a typhoon of 12-year-old girl vaginal juices.  What the FUCK is wrong with you people?

I have a simple message for all you Americans out there:  you fucking inbred retards wouldn't know what "socialism" was if it jumped up and started humping your daughter in front of  you.  

That is all.