Incoming Chickenhead Transmission:
Greetings again children, I am once again coming to you from my underground bunker (which is now coated in tinfoil for better roasting).
Unless you are continuing to live with your head up your ass, you have undoubtadly heard about Obama/Bush’s dirty little secret, otherwise known as PRISM. What’s PRISM? Basically it’s the anal probe in every aspect of your communications without any reach-around or “Hello Sailor.”
Basically, the NSA has just proved that every paranoid movie like “Enemy of the State” and fuck, even “The Net” is actually pretty close to the mark; they ARE tapping everything, they ARE listening to everything. And the fascist corporations are going right along with it willingly.
When the original NSA slides were leaked by the Guardian UK, they held one slide back. They gave Facefuck, GOOG, Crapple and every other shitfucker corporation plenty of time to come out and deny everything. And then they released the last NSA slide that basically said “WE HAVE DIRECT ACCESS TO ALL OF GOOGLE/FACEBOOK/ETC SERVERS.” So fuck you Larry Page, fuck you Zuckerfuck you lying little cocksucker, and choke on cock Microsoft. You’ve been caught with your pants at half-mast.
This isn’t the first time Microsoft has been caught. Back in the late 90′s the shitheads at Microsoft sent out a development version of WindowsNT that had all the debugging symbols in it. One wily security researcher discovered that one of the symbols was called NSAKEY, meaning that every fucking version of WindowsNT from Win2000 onwards has had a great big anal speculum left in it for the NS-fuck-you-A. No lube needed, Microsoft gave them the keys to the back door. Fuck you again, Microshit.
And so….using 9/11 as a pretext, GW Bush started a spying program that George W. Obama enthusiastically encouraged and finished. Oh wow, change I can believe in! And look at all the Demorats like Dianne Feinstein, rushing out to defend the gigantic domestic spy operation! And even Repubs like Peter King are baying for the blood of the erstwhile whistleblower. Hey maybe that Nader guy was right…there’s no difference at all between these two parties. They’ve all got the same puppetmaster’s hand JAMMED UP THEIR ASSES.
Oh but that’s not enough…desperate to scream “MEEEH TOOOH” at the top of their lungs, the occupying government of Canada started the same domestic spy program right here in Soviet Cuntadastan, all courtesy of Peter “Oathbreaker” MacKay.
And there you go, children. Your communications are NOT private or safe. Looks like George Orwell won the bet with Huxley…we’re closer to 1984 than Brave New World.
And a word to all you craven cocksuckers out there parroting “Well I don’t mind…if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about.” People like you will be the first marched to the camps when the time comes, you enabling cowardly little shitheads. I don’t care WHAT my message is…it could be a recipe for Grandma Hotbeef’s Liquor Flavoured Hash Brownies…it’s none of the god damned government’s business.
So what do we do about it? Well the orifice into your brain starts and finishes with the corporations who have willingly given Big Brother the skeleton key. And that’s one way around it: boycott and do not use the “services” of any of these companies. Get the fuck off Google. Stop using GMail. Turn your fucking Xboxes off. FIND ALTERNATIVES.
And that will be the subject of an upcoming series of articles I will post. I call it “Project Mulder: Trust No One.” In the upcoming series of articles I will show you functional replacements for Google, Microsoft, FACEFUCKERBERG, Yahoo (who the fuck uses yahoo?) and all the others. So stay tuned.
But you can skip all that with alternative #2: Just get the fuck off the network. All networks. Every network. Ditch your phone, cut the internet cable and re-think your life.
Late in his life, the great thinker Marshall McLuhan turned against his former beliefs in a “global village” being enabled by the rise of electronic communications. As seen through his deep Catholic beliefs, he saw the rising electronic network around the world as “The Body of the Antichrist.” Now your Chicken-headed host is an avowed atheist but it’s hard to deny that the aging McLuhan was absolutely correct…our world-webbed-shitternet is the ideal “body”…and the government has given it a “head.” Think on that, shitheads.
End Transmission, FUCK YOU NSA.