Incoming Chickenhead Transmission:
I would just like to take a moment to wave “hi” to any representatives of the Lamestream Media that might have gotten off their lazy, Twitter-addicted asses to come here.
Yes Children, Chickenhead, the editor-in-chief of the decidedly NOT mainstream AHKGANG has been busy. Doing what you ask?
Let’s just say that I’ve gotten REALLY GOD DAMNED SICK of seeing the gas prices around me shooting through the fucking roof for absolutely NO reason and the media, the self-appointed guardians of Twitter, fail to ask “why?” So I’ve been pinging every media outlet I can and asking them where the FUCK they are in all this.
A week ago the price of diesel hit $1.30 per litre (yes you fucking Yanks, you’re getting this in evil Metric whether you like it or not). Today, the price of regular unleaded jumped seven fucking cents to $1.30 per litre. A price jump of that magnitude DESERVES an explanation, don’t you think?
Now in the past the oil-soaked liars from the oil industry would cough up some bogus excuse for price hikes…you’ve all heard them: ”Our refinery over in the Buttfuck Isles caught fire”…”we are switching to winter gas and this will be reflected in the gas price”…”the CEO needed a new ivory backscratcher.”
But now, they can’t even be bothered to cook up a new lie. Why should they? It is clear that the Lamestream Media can’t be fucking bothered to even question them anymore. No, consumer, you WILL pay insane prices and accept it! It is your job to consume and pay more more more! Jahwol! *heel click*
No, it appears that the modern media’s only purpose is to rant and rave about the latest 140 character piece of unadultrated SHIT that vapid celebrities fart out on Twitter. That’s it. The media’s addiction to Twitter has blinded them to the fact that the world typically needs to be described in more than 140 characters. Real reporting actually involves legwork, or at least going out-fucking-side and taking stock of your surroundings once in a while.
Now before I completely choke on my bile here, I want to make one more point. Thanks to the drought last summer, the price of everything related to growing and producing food skyrocketed (and I should know, living on a farm). Hay alone is about 10x more expensive per bail. We were warned that the prices of everything would go UP come January 2013 thanks to the drought.
Now consider that $1.30/l price of diesel. How the fuck do you think your food gets down to the Circle-K? Not by bicycle or fucking rickshaw.
$1.30/l diesel is going to make things a WHOLE lot worse. I don’t know about you, but I didn’t pay all my taxes to wake up one day in a Soviet-style bread line?
And meanwhile, the guardians of the public trust, the “mainstream” media, are asleep at the god damn wheel.
Leave a comment and let us know how sore your ass is after visiting the gas pump!
End Transmission.
I put $68 bucks in today. Fuck me!
Yeah, and that’s my next gas bill too. Ever wonder Why? Dare ask “what the fuck?”
Don’t bother. This whole bullshit drama has been scripted for us. Just feel outraged and buy the next iPhone or X-box.
And remwmber, ‘oil is running out! Peak oil, peak oil! Ignore that soviet report that says the exact opposite…Al Gore! Al Gore!”
Aaand just like that, diesel is at $1.32 today. There is NO fucking reason for an unrefined fuel to be more expensive than unleaded. NONE.